John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding
John: "Is there a problem officer?"
Cop: "You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?"
John: "ahhhh, why don't I spare you the trouble, officer? I don't have a license, so I shouldn't be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk"
Cop: "Holy shit!"
The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up.
Chief: "Sir, may I see your license?"
John: "Sure"
John had his license
Chief: "May I see the vehicle's owner registration?"
John: "Sure"
It was his car
Chief: "Could you open your glove box?"
John: "Sure"
There were no weapons
Chief: "Could you pop open your trunk?"
John: "Be my guest"
There were no bodies in the trunk
Chief: "Sorry to put you through this, but the officer who called me said you were driving without a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box, and the owner's dead body in the trunk"
John: "Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding" |