http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes Laughter is the best medicine here Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:37:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/three-ducks-in-the-bar/ Ok, there's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-maker truck driver steps next to him, and drinks what he was staring at. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/poor-guy/ A woman walks into a pub and sees a really good looking bloke sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says, "Magic Bitter." She thinks he's a bit of a nutter, so she walks around the pub. After realizing that there is no ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/magic-bitter/ A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/fair-dinkum-mate/ An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/drunk-irishman/ A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk ... http://www.sutradirectory.com/jokes/drunk-in-a-bathroom/