A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
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The scene: A Marine Basic Training Camp. One morning the Captain calls Sargent Black into his office and tells him “When you line up the troops this morning you need to inform Private Jones that his mother died.” “Yes Sir!” says Black. That morning a s the men were lined up Black bellows out “Hup hey ho ho Jones your mother died.” Jones falls over with a heart attack. A month later the Captain calls Black into his office and says, “Black you need to tell Private Smith his mother died–but this time us e some tact–I don’t want to loose another good recruit. “Yes Sir!” Black answers. This time when the men are lined up Black yells out ” OK–all you men with living mothers take one step forward—-NOT SO FAST SMITH!”
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