A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs.
“No!” the blonde yelled back, “Scarf!”
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WHAT GOES VROOM-SCREECH-VROOM-SCREECH-VROOM-SCREECH?
A blonde at a flashing red light.
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A stunning blonde displayed her curves and sold a soft drink in a TV commercial. A wife looked at her stunning figure and said, “What do people see in her?”
The husband said, “I have no idea. Let me take a closer look!”
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
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